tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5867818319815418111.post2417691738192538707..comments2023-04-02T08:45:06.287-07:00Comments on Angry Step Kid®: Unhappily Ever AfterAngry Step Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04536278622172940414noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5867818319815418111.post-35859970785036575892011-02-19T10:48:30.824-08:002011-02-19T10:48:30.824-08:00I fucking love weddings. Let me rephrase that - I ...I fucking love weddings. Let me rephrase that - I fucking love wedding receptions. F'real I do. I don't even care if I'm a part of it. That ugly dress just serves as my ticket to a microphone. You bet your sweet ass I'm gonna make some fucked up comments, and hit on the groom while I do it too... maybe even make comments about meeting him in the coat room. I don't care... this is your punishment for allowing me to drink and attend your wedding at the same time. Deal with it.S.Y.M.N.T.Y.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11236947007003793810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5867818319815418111.post-28281321946096905852011-02-06T07:23:50.450-08:002011-02-06T07:23:50.450-08:00At the reception you should start a betting pool. ...At the reception you should start a betting pool. Be the Marriage Bookie. Show odds, 2-1 someone's gay, 5-1 he'll cheat first, etc. It will liven things up for you and perhaps you'll make some invested moolah back in 6 - 24 months. <br /><br />You'll need a thug, though. For collection purposes. I suggest finding a priest who can box. He'll make the power of Christ compel them to pay up. Catholics have centuries of experience getting money out of folk.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com