The Monkey chased the Weasel.

HA!!! It TOTALLY worked. Indifference and apathy are the keys to keeping a man intrigued. My parents decided to invite "the man" to Thanksgiving, which btw I am cooking. I extended the invitation with an "I really don't care if you come or not. But you are more than welcome." He wilted like an albino at a tanning salon.

Then he started expounding on his massively huge cock. I asked him how long it was. He said, "I dunno six inches?" I responded with, "Hmmm isn't that about average?" He shrugged and said he didn't know. I felt a little twinge at this point. I think it may have been mercy. I am not sure. Anyways, I then told him that I believed 4-5 inches was average and that would make him a little above.

Then he said something about how I never complained about it. I responded with, "Well I really don't like my cocks to be big. I am a little small and it tends to hurt and pain is only good some of the time."

I really thought he was going to cry. He looked at me and said that I wasn't making him feel better. I played dumb and asked him wtf he was talking about. He said never mind.

Inside I was doing the victory booty dance. If you don't know what this is.....then you are a loser and you should just not even try.