Sunday, January 23, 2011
In conversation I quite frequently blurt out these things. This is usually met with mixed reaction. Such as confusion, horror or just a just a blank stare. I have been accused of having some form of Tourettes. But since I already swear profusely, I think my Tourettes would manifest itself quite differently.
Instead of randomly screaming things like "fucking cockholster whore bitch", I would scream, "Omigod I love your hair!". My Tourettes would be all niceties and compliments. My theory is that if Tourettes makes you say inappropriate things, for me to scream out nice things would be out of character and inappropriate for me.
Well, that is all for today chickadees. I lost my rubber chicken mask. I have to go find it. I like to go to random people's homes and hide in their bushes at night wearing nothing but the mask. It's really quite funny when I jump out at them, and I have become a fantastic runner for when they call the cops. I am thinking I need to step up my game and hire a mariachi band to start playing when I jump out....